I love these kinds of emails. They are so poorly spelled with such bad grammar that you think it is a joke. I love it.
May I introduce myself to you. I am Ellis William. I humbly seek your consent for a transaction that will be of mutual benefit.
Briefly about the transaction: I have a client who inherited an amount of Twenty Million, five hundred Thousand United State Dollars (20.5M$) from his late father. Now for obvious reasons which I tell you later, my client now needs help from a neutral but trusted person (which I presume you are) to safeguard the money for subsequent investment purpose. I know you will wonder about it but don’t worry, when I give you full details, you will understand better.
For your anticipated help, you will be compensated with 20% and also we hope to establish a lasting business relationship with you thereafter which you will as well be entitled to periodical compensation as we shall agree upon.
It may interest you to note that the proposed transaction is legally backed up and very easy, so with your maximum co-operation I assure you that we shall conclude it within two weeks.
Please do confirm your interest and immediately I will give you the full details. You are at liberty to contact me by email and phone number as below stated anytime. You should aslo include your phone number as you reply.
On behalf of my client, thanks and God bless as I look forward to your kind consideration.
Ellis William Esq
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