SKATEBOARDING TERMINOLOGY AND ITS DOUBLE
ENTENDRE
Compiled by: Bryan “meat tenderizer” Myers
Special thanks to: Billy and Catherine, Justin McDowell, Todd Monroe, Remy the carpenter, Mark Wojton
FORMER GIRLFRIEND/EX-WIFE: STALEFISH
LOVE INTEREST UNDER THE AGE OF 21: EARLY-GRAB
TOO MUCH WHISKEY: BONELESS
DENIED ANAL: TAIL-BLOCK
SHUT DOWN OVER THE PHONE: HANGING UP
FUN SPANKING: TAIL-SLAP
GIRL WITH FINGERNAILS: BACKSIDE SCRATCHER
“I’M PREGNANT”: BOMB DROP
BACK TO THE OLD LADY: REVERT
SECOND BASE: MELON GRAB
PRETEND ORGASM: FAKIE
CHANGING POSITIONS WHILE INSERTED: BODY VARIAL
COVERING HER MOUTH TO MUFFLE SCREAMS: MUTE GRAB
FULL FIST: HAND PLANT
TWO FISTS: HO-HO PLANT
SHOWER SEX: STAND-UP GRIND
(BONUS OVER THE LOVE-SEAT)
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS WITH JUST YOUR HANDS: MANUAL
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS WITH YOUR FACE: NOSE-MANUAL
UNLUBRICATED CONDOMS: GRIP TAPE
QUESTIONABLE GIRL: BETTER PAD UP
RICH GIRL/SUGAR MOMMA: SPONSORED
GOOD TIMES: FRONTSIDE FLIP TO TAIL
TWO TERMS YOU SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD:
SEX-CHANGE AND TRANNY
PAINFUL RESULT OF THE POP-OUT: POLE JAM
LAME, DRUNKEN PICK-UP ATTEMPT: FEEBLE
MISSIONARY VARIATION: TUCK-KNEE
MORNING-AFTER PILL: (PIVOT TO FAKIE) SUDDEN DEATH
POOR RHYTHM: BODY-JAR
MULTIPLE GIRLS: PRIMO
THE SHOCKER: FINGER-FLIP TO TAIL
WAKE UP AND FIND YOUR CLOTHES STREWN
ACROSS THE ROOM: HURRICANE
NON-CLITORAL ORGASM: IMPOSSIBLE
TWO-DUDE THREESOME: GAY TWIST
ANY FECAL REMNANTS: BACKSIDE DISASTER
SHE’S A LESBIAN: NO-COMPLY
SHE’S NOT REALLY A LESBIAN: NO-COMPLY REVERT
50-50 GRIND: SHE’S BISEXUAL